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Matt Gray, Tom Scott, and friends. Home of the Park Bench, and previously a temporary home of The Technical Difficulties.
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Beards, Beasts and Blagging | Two Of These People Are Lying 4x02
Happy New Year! For perhaps the final time, we're telling some untruths. But don't worry: there's a 🔴 NEW CHANNEL: ua-cam.com/users/techdif 🔴
FULL PLAYLIST: ua-cam.com/play/PLfx61sxf1Yz2I-c7eMRk9wBUUDCJkU7H0.html
Previously, CITATION NEEDED: ua-cam.com/video/C666j39s3wc/v-deo.html
WEB SITE and MORE AUDIO EPISODES: techdif.co.uk
Featuring: Matt Gray: mattg.co.uk - MattGrayYes
Gary Brannan: garybrannan
and Chris Joel, who doesn't do this social media nonsense
Edited by Elliot Gough
Audio mix by Graham Haerther haerther.net
techdif.co.uk
FULL PLAYLIST: ua-cam.com/play/PLfx61sxf1Yz2I-c7eMRk9wBUUDCJkU7H0.html
Previously, CITATION NEEDED: ua-cam.com/video/C666j39s3wc/v-deo.html
WEB SITE and MORE AUDIO EPISODES: techdif.co.uk
Featuring: Matt Gray: mattg.co.uk - MattGrayYes
Gary Brannan: garybrannan
and Chris Joel, who doesn't do this social media nonsense
Edited by Elliot Gough
Audio mix by Graham Haerther haerther.net
techdif.co.uk
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The "Two Of These People Are Lying" Christmas Special
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Merry Christmas everyone! It's time for a traditional festive game of lies. We're back! And there's a 🔴 NEW CHANNEL: ua-cam.com/users/techdif 🔴 FULL PLAYLIST: ua-cam.com/play/PLfx61sxf1Yz2I-c7eMRk9wBUUDCJkU7H0.html Previously, CITATION NEEDED: ua-cam.com/video/C666j39s3wc/v-deo.html WEB SITE and MORE AUDIO EPISODES: techdif.co.uk Featuring: Matt Gray: mattg.co.uk - MattGrayYes Gary ...
Tech Dif Make Ice Cream - Will It Soft Serve?
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Matt bought an Ice Cream Machine, so we all had a play with it! Will It Soft Serve? ua-cam.com/users/WillItSoftServe Two Of These People Are Lying: ua-cam.com/play/PLfx61sxf1Yz2I-c7eMRk9wBUUDCJkU7H0.html Previously, CITATION NEEDED: ua-cam.com/video/C666j39s3wc/v-deo.html WEB SITE and MORE AUDIO EPISODES: techdif.co.uk Featuring: Tom Scott: tomscott.com - tomscott Matt Gray: mattg.c...
"Down A Bit From Tromsø" | Two Of These People Are Lying 3x03
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There's more confusion that normal in the last episode of this series: with lies, damn lies and luchadors. FULL PLAYLIST: ua-cam.com/play/PLfx61sxf1Yz2I-c7eMRk9wBUUDCJkU7H0.html Previously, CITATION NEEDED: ua-cam.com/video/C666j39s3wc/v-deo.html WEB SITE and MORE AUDIO EPISODES: techdif.co.uk Featuring: Matt Gray: mattg.co.uk - MattGrayYes Gary Brannan: garybrannan and ...
Suspicious Saints | Two Of These People Are Lying 3x02
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This week, Australia, New Zealand, and some advice on what not to while parachuting. FULL PLAYLIST: ua-cam.com/play/PLfx61sxf1Yz2I-c7eMRk9wBUUDCJkU7H0.html Previously, CITATION NEEDED: ua-cam.com/video/C666j39s3wc/v-deo.html WEB SITE and MORE AUDIO EPISODES: techdif.co.uk Featuring: Matt Gray: mattg.co.uk - MattGrayYes Gary Brannan: garybrannan and Chris Joel, who doesn'...
Sir Tony of Hawksville | Two Of These People Are Lying 3x01
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We're back! In this one, Matt finally gets an accent right, and we invent a spectacular version of minigolf. FULL PLAYLIST: ua-cam.com/play/PLfx61sxf1Yz2I-c7eMRk9wBUUDCJkU7H0.html Previously, CITATION NEEDED: ua-cam.com/video/C666j39s3wc/v-deo.html WEB SITE and MORE AUDIO EPISODES: techdif.co.uk Featuring: Matt Gray: mattg.co.uk - @MattGrayYes Gary Brannan: @garybrannan and Chris Joel, who does...
Matt's Scaly Kettle | Two Of These People Are Lying 2x04 | The Technical Difficulties
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We finish out the series with Henricus, "Dangers of the Engagement Period", and a reminder to Matt to descale his kettle. FULL PLAYLIST: ua-cam.com/play/PLfx61sxf1Yz2I-c7eMRk9wBUUDCJkU7H0.html Previously, CITATION NEEDED: ua-cam.com/video/C666j39s3wc/v-deo.html WEB SITE and MORE AUDIO EPISODES: techdif.co.uk Featuring: Matt Gray: mattg.co.uk - @MattGrayYes Gary Brannan: @garybrannan and Chris J...
The Sweaty Column | Two Of These People Are Lying 2x03 | The Technical Difficulties
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This week: Hagia Sophia, Batlow, and a very confused Tom. FULL PLAYLIST: ua-cam.com/play/PLfx61sxf1Yz2I-c7eMRk9wBUUDCJkU7H0.html Previously, CITATION NEEDED: ua-cam.com/video/C666j39s3wc/v-deo.html WEB SITE and MORE AUDIO EPISODES: techdif.co.uk Featuring: Matt Gray: mattg.co.uk - @MattGrayYes Gary Brannan: @garybrannan and Chris Joel, who doesn't do this social media nonsense Edited by Elliot ...
Not Even A Real Abbot | Two Of These People Are Lying 2x02 | The Technical Difficulties
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We invent a new genre of music, and Gary spends several minutes corpsing at the idea of "Bob's Full Bogs". FULL PLAYLIST: ua-cam.com/play/PLfx61sxf1Yz2I-c7eMRk9wBUUDCJkU7H0.html Previously, CITATION NEEDED: ua-cam.com/video/C666j39s3wc/v-deo.html WEB SITE and MORE AUDIO EPISODES: techdif.co.uk Featuring: Matt Gray: mattg.co.uk - @MattGrayYes Gary Brannan: @garybrannan and Chris Joel, who doesn'...
Thin Necks and Terrifying Tractors | Two Of These People Are Lying 2x01 | The Technical Difficulties
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We're back! With Ghost Festival and the 1878 North Lancashire By-Election, and also a brief diversion about crabs. FULL PLAYLIST: ua-cam.com/play/PLfx61sxf1Yz2I-c7eMRk9wBUUDCJkU7H0.html Previously, CITATION NEEDED: ua-cam.com/video/C666j39s3wc/v-deo.html WEB SITE and MORE AUDIO EPISODES: techdif.co.uk Featuring: Matt Gray: mattg.co.uk - @MattGrayYes Gary Brannan: @garybrannan and Chris Joel, wh...
"Duryard!" | Two Of These People Are Lying 1x03 | The Technical Difficulties
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The last episode in this season! And we go out with Duryard and Willoughby Run, plus the phrase "chert nodules". FULL PLAYLIST: ua-cam.com/play/PLfx61sxf1Yz2I-c7eMRk9wBUUDCJkU7H0.html Previously, CITATION NEEDED: ua-cam.com/video/C666j39s3wc/v-deo.html WEB SITE and MORE AUDIO EPISODES: techdif.co.uk Featuring: Matt Gray: mattg.co.uk - @MattGrayYes Gary Brannan: @garybrannan and Chris Joel, who ...
Parading Around The Parish | Two Of These People Are Lying 1x02 | The Technical Difficulties
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The second of this three-part series! Today, it's the turn of Johnstone's Robin and Ageratina Occidentalis: expect cricket and ecclesiastical minutiae. FULL PLAYLIST: ua-cam.com/play/PLfx61sxf1Yz2I-c7eMRk9wBUUDCJkU7H0.html Previously, CITATION NEEDED: ua-cam.com/video/C666j39s3wc/v-deo.html WEB SITE and MORE AUDIO EPISODES: techdif.co.uk Featuring: Matt Gray: mattg.co.uk - @MattGrayYes Gary Bra...
Meatballs, Noseflutes and Judith | Two Of These People Are Lying 1x01 | The Technical Difficulties
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The first of three new shows and an all new format! Today we talk about Kebakko and Lentokenttä, which means that any viewers from Finland will have a distinct advantage. FULL PLAYLIST: ua-cam.com/play/PLfx61sxf1Yz2I-c7eMRk9wBUUDCJkU7H0.html Previously, CITATION NEEDED: ua-cam.com/video/C666j39s3wc/v-deo.html WEB SITE and MORE AUDIO EPISODES: techdif.co.uk Featuring: Matt Gray: mattg.co.uk - @M...
Inchindown Oil Tanks: Behind The Scenes
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We always have spare footage after filming a video. Here's a quick and dirty behind the scenes of our trip to the Inchindown Oil Tanks. MATT: ua-cam.com/users/MattGrayYES | TOM: ua-cam.com/users/TomScottGo Tom's video explains where we were: ua-cam.com/video/lLUcOFwZvyY/v-deo.html Matt's Musical Experiments: ua-cam.com/video/CzMVJkTjKNc/v-deo.html Thanks to Allan, Alan and Preston for all their...
The Park Bench: 2015-2018
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This is the end of The Park Bench. Thank you for watching. MATT: ua-cam.com/users/MattGrayYES | TOM: ua-cam.com/users/TomScottGo This is not the end of the Matt and Tom channel. We will still post other videos here when we think of ideas. Music: Requiem In Cello - Hanu Dixit We will be elsewhere on the internet: MATT: mattg.co.uk/ MattGrayYes MattGrayYes ua-cam.com/use...
The Technical Difficulties Play Mario Kart 8
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The Technical Difficulties Play Mario Kart 8
Tabletop Time Machine II - Experiment 4
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Tabletop Time Machine II - Experiment 4
The Format Laboratory - Experiment 3
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The Format Laboratory - Experiment 3
Reverse Trivia, But This Time With Video - Experiment 2
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Reverse Trivia, But This Time With Video - Experiment 2
Tabletop Time Machine - Experiment 1
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Tabletop Time Machine - Experiment 1
Coming Soon: The Technical Difficulties Experiments
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Coming Soon: The Technical Difficulties Experiments
We Toured The Restricted Parts of Heathrow Airport
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We Toured The Restricted Parts of Heathrow Airport
Behind The Scenes of Tom Passing Out In A Centrifuge
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Behind The Scenes of Tom Passing Out In A Centrifuge
Tom Flew With The Red Arrows. Seriously, He Can't Quite Believe It Either!
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Tom Flew With The Red Arrows. Seriously, He Can't Quite Believe It Either!
Matt Gets In A Giggle Loop For Two Solid Minutes
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Matt Gets In A Giggle Loop For Two Solid Minutes
Matt Got An Actual Instant Photo Camera
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Matt Got An Actual Instant Photo Camera
It's Okay To Screw Up Sometimes, We Hope
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It's Okay To Screw Up Sometimes, We Hope
Woof!
"Hello sir- uhh... military officer?" "Gib vodka or exekuti on" "Fak"
I just love their reactions to when the article names are funny.
there's a good chance that matt remembered the wellington PHOENIX - a very real soccer team that exists in wellington, NZ - and spitballed his story from there
3:33 Jesus… You use three Sony F55 for that shredd video? UA-cam Studio is a madlad.
0:12 "On speaks the truth, the others only lies." Congrats on finding the new format.
5:15 Is this how you found your new format? (two of these people are lying)
2:05 You can't just say "perchance".
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Emojili and vine died. 😢😢
So Neil what do you do for a living?
@unnamedculprit carpentry sounds like a great thing for TechDiff adventures series!
That is my favourite moment!
Nitrile gloves are godsend when I'm working with oily stuff. It's a pain to clean my hand, it's much easier to just use gloves.
Watched this a week after EMF 2024, at which I saw - and high-fived! - Mr. M. Gray Esq, and I'm delighted again. Suddenly I'm feeling nostalgia for an event I never attended. Getting big grid-walk Martin Brundle x Marques Brownlee vibes from this video. (Maybe less Marques Brownlee and more Marquees Brownlee.)
I am happy to report that the etymology of Johnstons Robin now has been updated on Wikipedia
3:12 The Fast Show!!!
7:56 eyyy, it's everybody's favourite Gary Brannan: Gary Brannan!
7:00 I love this question.
Chris: Scarily good at bullshitting, but bad at remembering actual articles. If he sounds too invested in the story or he's giving too many details, don't trust him. If he sounds like he's unsure, he's telling the truth. Gary: Cannot bullshit to save himself, but can't remember anything from his articles either. He will always sound like he's lying no matter what he does. Unpredictable force, cannot be sussed out in any way. Matt: Also can't bullshit, but will infodump about an actual article he's read with complete accuracy. Treat inversely to Chris.
You can get sleds with wheels and a big pair of tits on the front?
"Am I working safely?" on the security-vest the two were wearing whilst standing next to a runway with a plane barrelling past is very fitting!
God damn it, I couldn't stop laughing on the bus of all places, from Tom Scott mushing his words on *"That was what we did it!"* and then immediately blowing raspberry from the realization.
This video deserves more "ding"s than the arctic-expedition ones! Love the entertainment though!
Cold tea beans gravy are all eatable in the sense that they can be eaten, the same as a spoonful of marmite, or a fist full of uncooked rice will fit down your gullet and will not kill you
More please. YORKSHIRE YORKSHIRE YORKSHIRE
I know I'm years and years late in making this observation, but the phrase Tarantino's Teletubbies has a charming prosody to it, being four trochees each starting with T
If they ever bring back this format, they should add a 7th card, that a Producer added, so everyone has to lie, and Tom always have the option to choose to believe none of them.
only now do i realized that matt’s “ford muster” is a renamed holden commodore (and somewhat ironically, not a renamed ford falcon) note that ute is the australian shortening of ‘coupé utility’ originally, but as actual utes are being replaced by american style pickups, the term has come to also somewhat apply to said american style pickups, though many ute fans will actively avoid using ute to refer to anything other than a coupé utility
Let's get ready to ramble, despite having rewatched this many times over the years, I somehow have never said that.
Subtitles.
Is Matt talking about a seaside mansion?
I think Matt's trying to go for an "ear" of corn.
Six years and nobody has pointed out that neither mayo nor vinegar belong on fries/chips.
I looked up Thora Hird and some results mentioned it was Cockney rhyming slang for turd. I'm not sure why she's got a "third bird turd".
now that the good place has ended. i wonder what tom thinks?
how do I translate tom's spoilery part?
I just realised the last one is basically "Two of these people are lying" that's cool
3:40 does anyone know if this is true still?
Demand to see Chris star in the one-man production of "Henricus the Drunkard"
Man, I's a pity they no longer play this...
5:25 wait, I thought you said that "All phone should be in silent"?
Wow, really no outro! Not even the "dooonngh" chord!
5:24
It's getting closer. 2026 and the Matrix WILL have been out for 27 years.
Out of simple curiosity about the world around me I've stumbled upon that big project out in the desert of America to entomb radioactive waste that will be dangerous for 10,000 years, and how we need to make messages that will be understood that far in advance. Judging by the longevity of Cuneiform tablets, I think we need to have schoolchildren do their homework on clay tablets then bury them around the site as a large sample of the language so English can be re-learned in the far future.
I like Roland Kirk's music, so I was completely convinced by Matt, to the extent I was like "wait, I think I've heard of that album". Unfortunately, being a casual Jazz fan means there's always albums you don't know because everyone has 80 of them.
0:50 Matt says his forth "now" in 10 seconds; Tom very briefly glances over at Matt!
2 years-ish until the Matrix joke is true.
Considering that tractors were invented in the US in 1892, that's quite a feat to have them everywhere in 1878!